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Houston is a fine, fine city -- please don't mistake me. Since we moved here in 2001 I've found it to be a happening, welcoming place with some great restaurants and gasoline 20 cents cheaper than anywhere else. But I spent 20 years in Southern California -- Pasadena, Altadena, South Pasadena, Arcadia, and Hancock Park -- from college to layoff. There are a few things that I miss:

• In n' Out Burgers... of course!



• Our Pediatrician, Dr. Afuape



• Beckham's Place -- and in particular, the Prime Rib, Crusty Onion soup, Yorkshire Pudding, Creamed Corn, Hearts of Romaine Salad with crumbled Blue Cheese Dressing, and a gargantuan Long Island Ice Tea. The meal that prepares you to face eternity.



• Trader Joe's



• The Hat -- famous Pastrami-dip sandwiches



• Archives Bookstore



• Yoshinoya Beef Bowl



• Vroman's



• Those ruins up at the top of Lake Avenue



• Maverick's Steak House in Arcadia



• All of South Pasadena



• Lack of humidity



• Presence of soft, dry summer breezes that gently caress your cheek and billow your undyed linen curtins even on the most sultry of sunny days.............



• Being surrounded by Presidential Libraries



• Huntington Gardens



• The Shubert Theater and the Pasadena Playhouse



• The LA Arboretum



• Living only an hour from Disneyland

Alright, now I have to come up with a list of what I like in Houston. Let's start with steak houses...